"There's not a Red America, or a Blue America, there's the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." ---Barack Obama, 2004

Monday, October 6, 2008

If McCain wants to go nuclear, BRING IT ON

There's less than a month left before the election, and the never-ending horror movie that is the economy continues to spin out of control...even after nearly ONE TRILLION of our tax dollars have left our pockets to be pissed into the black hole.

Oh, and for the record; when it comes to presidential campaigns, the GLOVES ARE OFF. Palin said it herself...nothing is off limits now.


So that being said, I guess I have to take my gloves off too. When it comes to campaign issues the McCain campaign loses on EVERY SINGLE FRONT, such as:
  • Fresh ideas.
  • The debates.
  • Not calling your wife the C word.
  • Adultery...repeatedly.
  • Character. (uhhh, you think?)
  • Intelligence.
  • Senility.
  • Sanity.
  • Veep candidacy.
  • Veep scandal investigation interference.
  • Judgment.
  • Temperament.
  • Truthfulness.
  • The economy.
  • Reacting to the economy like a calm leader should.
  • Age.
  • Alcohol abuse.
  • Drug addiction.
  • Good intentions.
  • Not saying "Doggonit!"
  • That's a list off the top...there's more and more and more...
AND I'M BARELY WARMING UP. STAY TUNED FOR MORE IN ANOTHER POST SOON.

So...let's think about this. If you're running for President, and you're facing that sort of deck being stacked against you, what do you do?


You go nuclear and bark at everything like the local junkyard dog. You fire all your missiles blindly and erratically into the dark at anything that moves; perceived, real, or imagined through the warped kaleidoscope of delusion...and without considering the future cost to your own political career.


Only there's one thing: YOU BETTER BE SURE.


You better be sure you know who your opponent is. You better be sure you know the level of his determination, intelligence, savvy, preparedness, and resourcefulness...and that of the people he's surrounded himself with in his campaign...oh, and the same might be said about his supporters too! ;>)

If you live in a glass house (or seven of them), you better be prepared for lots of broken glass if you start throwing rocks.
You better be five steps ahead of your opponent, with numerous alternative strategies waiting in the wings...oops, that's right, the McCain campaign has only ONE option.

Again, if the gloves are off, then it goes both ways...NOTHING is off limits.

If the McCain campaign wants their opposition to focus more on just the issues, I'm sure they're happy to do that...but only if they and the GOP decide they want to move in that direction first, which doesn't appear to be very likely.

So if you decide to go nuclear when your king's in check and your time is running out, you better know what you're doing...and do it really, really, really well...and really, really really accurately...and really, really, really fast.

The clock's still ticking...we're 10 more seconds closer to Nov. 4...oh, there's 5 more seconds.

2 comments:

kimmus122 said...

This post says it all. It would be great if you could send this to a few local newspapers. Heck, and while you are at it, why not send it to the New York Times?

Sweva said...

Hey K...that's about 5 more hours off the ticker since your comment! LOL!!!

Yeah, you know I need to get all the junk off my chest over coffee after I wake up...that seems to be when my brain's fresh...then, of course, anything I say is outdated by that day's news by the time Olbermann spouts off his Worst Persons list.

You probably have an "optimal post time" for yourself too, huh?

Thanks for the kudos...if you have a community of classmates there that might be interested, go ahead and mention or forward the blog to them...I like hearing different views, including disagreeing parties.

What's on your plate right now at UofA? What classes are you in?